Thursday, June 11, 2009
Adivina quienes sacan disco este año...
Marty DiBergi: The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".
David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.
David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black. (Lo que me gusta de este chiste que que lo hicieron ANTES del Black Album de Metallica)
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
El nuevo disco se llamará Back from the dead, y me da igual si es tan decepcionante como el del 92. Es Christopher Guest y cía. Todavía me descojono con las mismas jodidas escenas una y otra vez...